There are at least 25 species of scorpions in New Mexico, and people there will warn you: every single one of those scorpions wants to get into your boots. They are notorious for this. They will do anything. In this case, they'll even become socks. Which actually works out, because the scorpion finally gets to reach its life goal (look how happy it is!) and YOU get to wear some really badass and comfortable scorpion socks. Who knew a scenario existed where a scorpion in your shoe would be mutually beneficial?

------ Sock Specs: * Combed Cotton/Nylon/Spandex for breathability, durability, and stretch * DOUBLE TERRY in the heel and toe area adds durability and comfort where most novelty sock brands fail. * 200N Thread Count for highest level of detail * 40 Gram Socks with smooth seams * No uncomfortable bumps in the toe area